“This is the reason why the terrorists hate us, 2.3 liters of untamed American muscle. Its so badass, it doesnt need four wheel drive. Chances are, this is the vehicle you saw your ex pulling out of the driveway in. If you are in a hurry, not anymore because it takes a few minutes for the transmission to warmup in the morning but runs great the rest of the day. No need to take the keys out of the truck because anyone trying to steal it wont be able to go anywhere for at least 2 or 3 minutes. Comes with aftermarket high performance 1000hp marine corps bumper sticker. Every tire is different because it believes in diversity. Has a show quality interior if you are competing in a trailer park. Has more miles than Buzz Aldrin going to the moon. Requires nothing to be a daily driver, all paperwork up to date, and lights are all legal in most states. Guaranteed to have done more work than any of your friends’ lifted 3/4 ton pickups. Gas gauge and odometer stopped working just like every politician you know. Bust out your cassette collection because the old radio still works like brand new. Open to trades of anything of similar value, would make a great farm or work truck or drive it everyday to work like I have the past 5 years. If you dont want kids then this is not for you. Guaranteed to raise your performance on the street and in the bedroom. Runs on gas and pure hatred for communism. Contact Nine18-four0nine-1sixseven2”

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